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@_TayTayJustine : How to flirt:
1. Giggle
2. Apply lip gloss
3. Look down coyly
4. Realize you applied concealer
5. Fall off barstool

@_TayTayJustine: Every time you reply to a text from your ex, Taylor Swift completes another album.

Don't be an enabler. Drop the phone.

@_TayTayJustine: Packing to move is the probably the worst game of Tetris I've ever played.