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@_Tempo11 : I’ve seen your area rug, and you sir are not single.
@_Tempo11: "You know..."
[takes drag of cigarette]
"That energy bar is full of sugar"
@_Tempo11: “The fridge door is open!” I yell from upstairs because I’m a woman and I can sense these things.
@_Tempo11: Unless you're turned on by a description of a homeless person under a bridge don't ask me what I'm wearing.
@_Tempo11: Wiggle is the best of all rooms.
@_Tempo11: I want to rub myself all over you like a dog rolling in a dead raccoon.
@_Tempo11: My car is not officially locked until I hear the horn beep 86 times.
@_Tempo11: Tip for great hair: Don't wash it for 17 days. Finally shower. Wait for the compliments to roll in.
@_Tempo11: Who wants to pump my gas? This is not sexual.
@_Tempo11: Him: Send me a shower pic