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@__candypants : Thank God the conventions are over because now we can get back to the real issues: FOOTBALL.
@__candypants: "LeBron has cramps"... I get those every month you baby.
@__candypants: If you break up and get back together more than twice, I will not listen or care about your relationship problems you idiot.
@__candypants: I wish all my younger siblings would appreciate how low I set the bar for them.