@_b1p0larbear: Long story short: Always check headphones for spiders before you put them on.
@_b1p0larbear: Thinking about kids?
My son poured syrup in every floor vent. 11 years later it still smells like waffles every time the heat comes on.
@_b1p0larbear: I wondered if my wife was asleep so I held my phone a foot over her face and turned it on.
Then I dropped it onto her nose.
She's awake now.