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Page of _eric_alexander's best tweets

@_eric_alexander : I predict that in the year 2050 the only people who will have tramp stamps will be grandmas. Thus they will be referred to as granny stamps.

@_eric_alexander: I'm gonna start carrying breath mints around in an engagement ring box just to briefly make women really uncomfortable during conversation.

@_eric_alexander: Nothing screams DUI like wearing a really nice suit on a city bus.