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@_odlanyeR : Whoever named the ewe really didn't like female sheep

@_odlanyeR: I still think my biggest regret is asking a girl out, and replying "me too" after she told me she had a boyfriend

@_odlanyeR: Single by choice, just not my choice.

Damn you, 19th amendment!