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I carry a knife whenever I’m running late to work because that’s what Counterstrike taught me: “You always run faster with a knife”.

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My girlfriend left me for a hindu guy.

Anyway, he’ll treat her better – they worship cows.

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Apparently, Indian banks will give you a loan only if you prove that you don’t need it.

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“Here, throw this away for me.” ~ People who hand out leaflets.

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My father once told me, “Son, if you want people to listen to what you have to say, claim it’s something your father told you.”

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I always have too much month left at the end of my money.