@aLunchBox

I hate when fire trucks drive real slow with the siren on. There’s one behind me right now. So annoying.

@aLunchBox

Just watched the movie 2012 and honestly I don’t remember any of that happening.

@aLunchBox

Ignorant person: “You’re Canadian. You live in igloos, right?”
Me: “You’re American. You live in McDonalds’, Right?