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Kitchen Rule No 1.

Don’t walk away from boiling milk unless you’re willing to start over and scrub that stove for a 100 years.

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8:00 am – Packs Lunch
9:00 am – Arrives at work
9:04 am – Eats Lunch

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The fastest way to get someone to call you back is to go take a shower.

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I hate when a couple argues in public but I missed the start and don’t know whose side I’m on.

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Facebook post : only a heartless person could scroll pa

Me: *Scrolls Past *

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Me : can you be my quarantine partner ?

Her : Hmmm …first , Show me your
stimulus package

Me : 🤦🏾‍♂️

Her : DO NOT TOUCH YOUR FACE.

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Son (pointing): “Daddy what’s that?”

Me: “that’s a goat.”

Son: “Why?”

Me: …