Kitchen Rule No 1.
Don’t walk away from boiling milk unless you’re willing to start over and scrub that stove for a 100 years.
8:00 am – Packs Lunch
9:00 am – Arrives at work
9:04 am – Eats Lunch
The fastest way to get someone to call you back is to go take a shower.
I hate when a couple argues in public but I missed the start and don’t know whose side I’m on.
Facebook post : only a heartless person could scroll pa
Me: *Scrolls Past *
What if the “g” in gif was silent.. What gif ?
Me : can you be my quarantine partner ?
Her : Hmmm …first , Show me your
Me : 🤦🏾♂️
Her : DO NOT TOUCH YOUR FACE.
Son (pointing): “Daddy what’s that?”
Me: “that’s a goat.”