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My sister has a special type of selective hearing where she can only hear my mom announce when food is ready

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My dad asked Alexa to turn on the lights and she started singing “Old MacDonald” instead

This makes the third woman in the house who won’t listen to him

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Regardless of who wins, we can all agree Thanksgiving with the family will be uncomfortable

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Paranormal Activity would be more unsettling if the room started messy and the ghost cleaned it