Christmas is becoming like that creepy friend that shows up to the party too early. The party starts at 7:00, why are you here at 4:30!?!!
You’re following a man who once stole someone’s garbage can lid and used it as an umbrella. That’s on you.
If Earth was a rented apartment, ain’t NOOOO WAAAAAY we’re getting our security deposit back.
All my exes are engaged, married, and/or have kids. I’m single. As far as I’m concerned, I’ve won.
The How I Met Your Mother series will end tonight & everyone is thinking the same thing…if only it were The Big Bang Theory instead.