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@addy_maybe : if i ever got a tattoo it would be something meaningful in Chinese but deliberately misspelled to say, like, may all your trees be cantaloupes, so smug smart people would sneer at me but i'd privately be judging THEM for being pompous jerks guess how many friends i have

@addy_maybe: me: he died of natural causes

cop: you pushed him off the roof

me: gravity's natural