Saw my neighbor in a peeing contest with his dog on his porch.
My mum said there’d be days like this but she never said there’d be so many.
Killing mosquitoes by smashing them in mid-air as they fly by is so satisfying until you accidentally hit a person in the head.
Omg someone broke into my professor’s house & stole his laptop so my class today has been cancelled. I gotta find this person & thank him.