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@aecide : Saw my neighbor in a peeing contest with his dog on his porch.
My mum said there'd be days like this but she never said there'd be so many.
@aecide: Killing mosquitoes by smashing them in mid-air as they fly by is so satisfying until you accidentally hit a person in the head.
@aecide: Omg someone broke into my professor's house & stole his laptop so my class today has been cancelled. I gotta find this person & thank him.