@amandajpanda: I just went through the $10 carwash by myself without any kids and it was the best vacation I've been on in 4 years.
@amandajpanda: "How'd ya get that bruise on your cheek?"
*remembers dropping her phone on her face in bed*
Me: Street Fight
@amandajpanda: Me: I like your Prince tattoo.
"It's my mother."
Me: Your mother is Prince?
@amandajpanda: I am now referring to my parents as numbers like you guys refer to your kids.
72 & 70 are coming to visit, send wine.