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@andylassner : Were there this many idiots before the Internet?
@andylassner: CNN reporting that CNN will be reporting something on CNN.
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@andylassner: So Amish people just yell their tweets from the top of their barns?
@andylassner: Never trust anyone who says you need to come out of your shell because let's start with the fact that they think you're a turtle
@andylassner: In Japan, they are celebrating their position as the most educated country in the world.
Here in America it's National Cheeseburger Day.
@andylassner: So proud watching my son fight invisible monsters in the outfield while the ball rolls right past him.