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Page of andylevy's best tweets

@andylevy : *double-checks the constitution to see if we really have to have a president*

@andylevy: twitter getting rid of the 140-character limit is a bad idea. the ability to say what you need to say in as few words as possible is (1/533)

@andylevy: "Guess I'll turn on the news to see what the government is up to" - The President of the United States

@andylevy: Neither candidate addressed the fact that we have a Hulk