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<— 30 year old female who STILL snickers when the elevator door opens & the electronic voice says “going down”. Never gets old.

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Your french fries are just my french fries on the wrong plate.

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Shout out to authentic Indian restaurants that encourage eating using only the hands.

They don’t give a fork.

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*eats a bag of chips*
*eats 2 baked potatoes*
*eats a plate of fries*
*eats a plate of mashed potatoes*

Being a vegetarian is easy!

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First rule of brown girl club: Don’t wear pink & white striped shirts; you’ll look like Neopolitan ice cream.

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In Canada, we don’t count by Mississippi’s, we count by Saskatchewan’s.

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I only have 4 months left on that mirror I broke in 2005.

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Contrary to popular belief, when I call tech support, I don’t know what the Indian dude is saying either.