It turned out to be a huge mistake filling that pinata with healthy snacks around kids with weapons to beat you with.
Look lady, I’m sure your Onlyfans is nice but let’s wait until this funeral is over to talk about it.
One minute I’m showing her my room dedicated to banjos and the next she claims she has to leave due to an emergency.
She said she liked being choked so I bought her a box of triscuits.
Apparently asking the car salesmen how many people can fit in the trunk is a no no.
I was 15 minutes into destroying a plate full of ribs before I even noticed my date had left.
Apparently trying to bribe a zookeeper to set up an animal Thunderdome situation will get you kicked out of the zoo.
The date went downhill fast after I questioned which house from Harry Potter she belonged in.
The date was going horribly until I brought out my tambourine.
Establish dominance by ordering ribs on your date and refuse to use a napkin.