A Person Who Cares has informed me there’s a helium shortage, which I knew.
She said “it’s not just for balloons,” which I also knew.
She asked me if could even name three other uses for helium, which I did.
It was a tough day for A Person Who Cares.
Right now, someone likes something you don’t and other people are agreeing. You just gonna sit there and let that happen?
Less concerned about the rotten apples than the really stupid ones.
My first scholarly article was rejected in a letter so scathing I worried there might be criminal charges as well.
You can initiate peekaboo with the toddler in the next booth, but are you prepared to continue it throughout dinner? I didn’t think so.
Jaguar or leopard, it’s not going to matter in about two leaps.
When you played marbles, the only goal was to win more marbles. No one asked stupid questions like why’d you want more marbles.
We operate by one simple rule: if you smell it and you think it’s gone bad, I believe you. Further testing (by me) is unnecessary.
If my eyes dart left, it means I don’t understand you. If my eyes dart right, it means there’s a tray of those mini sandwiches I like.
Why do I say “no” to necklaces? Oh, I dunno, maybe it’s because I’m not gonna do fully 50% of a strangler’s job for him.
You kids and your fancy Google searches. This World Book Encyclopedia got me through all six years of high school.
If anyone needs some trash burned, I have an oil drum and an unsettling expression that might be a smile.
If that’s what meditation is doing for you, WOW! Mostly, I just get itchy.
Want air conditioning on the shuttle bus? Open a window, Your Majesty.
I used to wear tailored suits. Now I have “good” leggings, “grocery store” leggings and “so it’s come to this” leggings.
