oh nowwww everyone wanna know what introverts do for fun
why worry about today when you can worry about the past present and future simultaneously like a nervous god
anxiety: u up?
picnics are a great way to think you’re hanging out with friends but actually you’re sitting on something wet
I would describe my conference call personality as “also there”
Probably a bad sign that I now watch “The Handmaid’s Tale” to unwind from the news
Ocean’s 8 makes me feel seen as a woman but also as someone who has tried to organize anything with more than 3 people
Shazam but for whether someone is mad at you
Parties are like jury duty for introverts. You know it’s the right thing to show up, but you really hope there’s a murder so it’s worth it.
If you really wanna honor the spirit of 2017, instead of kissing someone at midnight, push them off a bridge