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oh nowwww everyone wanna know what introverts do for fun

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why worry about today when you can worry about the past present and future simultaneously like a nervous god

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picnics are a great way to think you’re hanging out with friends but actually you’re sitting on something wet

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I would describe my conference call personality as “also there”

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Probably a bad sign that I now watch “The Handmaid’s Tale” to unwind from the news

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Ocean’s 8 makes me feel seen as a woman but also as someone who has tried to organize anything with more than 3 people

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Parties are like jury duty for introverts. You know it’s the right thing to show up, but you really hope there’s a murder so it’s worth it.

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If you really wanna honor the spirit of 2017, instead of kissing someone at midnight, push them off a bridge