@apowerfulbird

cop: do you know why i pulled you over

me: because the police force is designed to protect the wealthy

cop: there’s a man in your trunk

me: yea a rich man

@apowerfulbird

boss: teamwork is very important

workers: [unionize]

boss: not like that

@apowerfulbird

[first day as a librarian]

customer: i can’t find the fiction section

me: i renamed it

customer: what

me: lies