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@ashlar36 : I'm going to complain about the cold until a Canadian gets mad enough to say something rude, like 'I'm sorry but it's colder in Canada."

@ashlar36: Fact: Canadians are legally allowed to be late for work once a week for 'reindeer related delays.'

@ashlar36: Grandma: what's oversharing?

Me: It's when you talk about your hemorrhoid surgery on FaceBook.

@ashlar36: In Hell, you're surrounded by people saying 'suposably' and 'irregardless.'

@ashlar36: Secretly hoping my ex will call or text one day, just so I can reply, 'Who's this?'