every time someone says “i’m aware” i always wait a couple seconds in case they add “wolf”
i couldn’t tell you, officer, they were wearing masks, they could have been any group of armed anthropomorphic turtles
we call em houseplants like thats where they belong but its just where we put em thats like if u threw me in the sewer & called me sewer boy
scully: victim died of multiple stab wounds
mulder: *throws her a file* ever heard of the knife alien
me: *kicks a stone*
mountain: my baby
[god creating jellyfish]
how bout an evil bag