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Page of attsmcjay's best tweets

@attsmcjay : I learn from the mistakes people make after taking my advice.

@attsmcjay: The sun will come out tomorrow, and unfortunately so will other people.

@attsmcjay: Hubs: " Few glasses of wine tonight hun"?
Me: " Yeah, I had a glass of red"
Hubs : " Just one eh"
Me: " Well I use the same glass"

@attsmcjay: I'd imagine the only thing worse then getting your period is not getting your period.