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@aveuaskew : But if I go out, who is going to stick their finger in the cat's mouth and ruin his yawns?
@aveuaskew: Ever talk to someone so stupid they make you squint?
@aveuaskew: Ulterior motives? Please, I don't even know why I do things.
@aveuaskew: Whenever I see *Batman voice* I always wonder which Batman.
@aveuaskew: If you speak like Fat Albert throughout the entire exam, doctors will prescribe whatever you want.
@aveuaskew: My neighbors have been calling for their cat for 15 minutes. I've been meowing out the window for 30.
@aveuaskew: Are you okay?
Did you take your cold medicine?
Why are you so nervous?
I never thought throw pillows would ask so many questions
@aveuaskew: Installing home security cameras seemed like a great idea but explaining my dance offs with the dog was something I should've considered.
@aveuaskew: "Your resume has MPGMA listed under hobbies. What exactly is that?"
Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.
@aveuaskew: Tell me I'm beautiful
Tell me I'm a genius
"You're a genius"
"Just give me the toilet paper, please"