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4: Let’s go to back Target, we can get the Pokémon stuff

Me: But you don’t have any more money

4: That’s okay, we can use your money

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Walked into my living room and found my 4 yr old watching tv and eating pizza

Me: bud, why are you eating pizza?

4: I was hungry

Me: well, yeah. I mean it’s 7am, why didn’t you grab a yogurt or something?

4: because there was pizza

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Internal me: Gurrrrl, you are being crazy. Reign it in.

Actual me: So I just need to say one thing…

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Bit into a beautiful looking strawberry, but it was actually rotten

Anyway, thought of you