I love how ‘voice to text’ is always so a carrot
How dare you incinerate that I don’t know big words.
Why do they provide drugs while giving birth but not for the 18yrs of motherhood afterwards?
I have the body of a 30yr old
Mirror: If you break me, it’s 7yrs bad luck.
Oh, you’re a stoner?
Name every stone.
Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.
Monopoly made me believe there would more bank errors in my favour as an adult.
Wireless bra? What’s the password?
*realises why I stay in.*