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@barryjohnharper : Monopoly made me believe there would more bank errors in my favour as an adult.

@barryjohnharper: I just stabbed my salad 23 times with my fork & now it's a Caesar Salad.

@barryjohnharper: The older I get, the less 'life in prison' becomes a deterrent.

@barryjohnharper: I can work well with others OR pass a drugs test. I can't do both.