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@beccafacexo : Tax questionnaires make me sad. "Still single? Still no home? No kids? Life is meaningless?" Get out of my FACE Turbo Tax

@beccafacexo: I wish I was a bear, I'd be playing with my bear friends in the woods, not stuck in an elevator with these idiots. Am I talking out loud?

@beccafacexo: My dog just attacked the pizza delivery man WHY ARE MY BEST FRIENDS FIGHTING

@beccafacexo: If I ever get kidnapped, my plan is to just talk non-stop about Lost until they see that I'm very annoying, and they return me to safety.