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Why canโ€™t I track the Grubhub driver AFTER heโ€™s given me my food? What if I want to make sure he gets home okay

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My dog, a descendant of the wolf, runs to me and cries when a leaf gets stuck to his paw

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How I begin all my work emails: I hope youโ€™re doing okay during this very difficult time of being away from me.

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HELP how do you know if a guy likes you or is only talking to you because you accidentally hit him with your car

@beccafacexo

My dog went to his room but left a decoy and I legit thought he was still sitting next to me for like two hours

@beccafacexo

Tax questionnaires make me sad. “Still single? Still no home? No kids? Life is meaningless?” Get out of my FACE Turbo Tax

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I wish I was a bear, I’d be playing with my bear friends in the woods, not stuck in an elevator with these idiots. Am I talking out loud?

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My dog just attacked the pizza delivery man WHY ARE MY BEST FRIENDS FIGHTING

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If I ever get kidnapped, my plan is to just talk non-stop about Lost until they see that I’m very annoying, and they return me to safety.