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Page of behindyourback's best tweets

@behindyourback : I'm rabidly against plagiarism, but I guess if you're going to steal something, a Columbus joke at least makes sense

@behindyourback: The worst is that a 27 y/o who wanted to marry Charles Manson & charge ppl to see his corpse had more of a future financial plan than we do.

@behindyourback: "conference" comes from the Latin "con" meaning "together with" and "ference" meaning "the worst people on earth"

@behindyourback: While I appreciate that you're bringing sexy back, if we're not also discussing who took sexy away, we're only enabling future sexy problems

@behindyourback: Let he who is without sin throw the first stone. After that we'll go by who has the birthday closest to today, then by height.

@behindyourback: the children's version of "The Catcher In The Rye" is called "My Little Phony"

@behindyourback: I bet the creator of the artificial heart is pretty pissed that we still use "sliced bread" as our basis for great inventions.

@behindyourback: Choose a job you love and you will never work a day in your life because that field isn't hiring.