@benicus_rex

PBS EXEC: We need a new show and we need it now.

JIM HENSON: Okay, so…there’s this yellow, depressed ostrich whose best friend is a woolly mammoth. They live on the same street as a, um…a vampire and a green maniac who sleeps in a trash can.

PBS EXEC: First of all, YES!

@benicus_rex

WHAT DO WE WANT
to stop shrinking
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@benicus_rex

Why is millennial humor so weird, why can’t they do normal humor like about a coyote trying to use a rocket launcher to kill a bird

@benicus_rex

The barber asked me “do u have any kids” & I said “I do not, no” and he got very quiet, realize now he probs thought I said “I do not know”

@benicus_rex

actually these are my therapy bees i’m allowed to take them on the bus with me

@benicus_rex

If you ask a police dog if he’s a good boy, legally he has to tell you.