So apparently makeup sex after you argue with a coworker is not a thing.
I have actually used trigonometry for work. I was promised by so many people that this would never happen.
My brother threw a rock at my sister when we were kids. It broke a window, and he blamed her because she ducked.
SciFi Future:
Everything beeps and blinks.Actual Future:
How do I make everything stop beeping and blinking?
Just taught my son how to use a hand dryer, and of course the last step was, “and then wipe them on your pants.”