@better_off_dad

I swear it’s like nobody who says ‘bite me’ actually means it anymore.

@better_off_dad

All you need is love.

and groceries.
and health insurance.
and heat.
and whatnot.

@better_off_dad

Sometimes I think the only thing I learn from my mistakes is how to make bigger ones.

@better_off_dad

I was halfway to the state line before I realized the sirens were part of the song that was playing…