Daughter: So the night light will keep the monsters away, right?
Me: haha, no. It’s so they can see where you are. Sweet dreams.
Me: it should be called a “some of the things” bagel.
Cashier: because it doesn’t have raisins, or cinnamon?
Me: I was going to say because it doesn’t have love but holy shit man
My dad: you know how you Love Christmas
12 yo me: yes
My dad: How would you feel about two of them