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@bgirl314 : 5: Mommy can we pee in the pool?
M: NO!
Neighbors kid: Why?
M: Because pee mixed with chlorine produces sharks and they'll eat and kill you.

@bgirl314: Him: You smell good...what are you wearing?

Me: Weed.

@bgirl314: Eating a box of Thin Mints doesn't make you thin.

Apparently.