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@bighandsmassuer : If she's interested in you she will reply

If she isn't, she won't

Unless she's thinking about it then who knows how long it could take

@bighandsmassuer: As I slowly remove her panties I think to myself

God these don't fit me very well

@bighandsmassuer: People often ask me why I'm single and how surprised they are

Then after speaking to me for 15 mins they say they can understand why I am

@bighandsmassuer: If you send her a message and she doesn't reply in six months she is probably thinking about it