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My mum tells me that she turns the internet off when she goes to bed, incase you’re wondering why your screen just went blank.

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Someone claimed that their dog could retrieve a ball from up to a mile away, sounds a bit far fetched to me.

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As I walk through the valley of the Shadow of Death, I remind myself that you can’t always trust Google Maps.

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Been to the hospital to get a mole checked. Apparently they all look like that & I should’ve just left it in its hole in the garden.

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The 16yo tells me he’s been revising all day. His browser history suggests he’s got his YouTube exam in the morning.

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Shazam but for telling you the name of someone who’s only just been introduced to you 5 minutes ago but you weren’t listening.

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As I walk through the valley of the Shadow of Death, I remind myself that you can’t always trust Google Maps.

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For what I lack in imagination, I more than make up for in something else.