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@bingowings14 : The 16yo tells me he's been revising all day. His browser history suggests he's got his YouTube exam in the morning.

@bingowings14: Shazam but for telling you the name of someone who's only just been introduced to you 5 minutes ago but you weren't listening.

@bingowings14: As I walk through the valley of the Shadow of Death, I remind myself that you can't always trust Google Maps.

@bingowings14: For what I lack in imagination, I more than make up for in something else.

@bingowings14: 'I'm really excited about the Pixar cowboy figure I got for my birthday.'

'Woody?'

'Not quite that excited.'

@bingowings14: Are we Thor yet?
Are we Thor yet?
Are we Thor yet?
Are we Thor yet?

- How to annoy an Avenger when you're on a road trip.

@bingowings14: I spilt glue on my autobiography & then accidentally sat on it. Anyway, that's my story & I'm sticking to it.

@bingowings14: Drinking ink won't kill you, you'll just dye a little inside.

@bingowings14: I've turned the wifi off. The 15yo's world has ended. I feel like one of the 4 Horseman of the Apocalypse.
Conquest, War, Famine & Dad.