@bluebonetbabies

I live in constant fear that my kids will grasp the concept of time at any moment. And all my parenting lies will be found out.

@bluebonetbabies

I love how we have a big tv so my 3 kids can crowd around the tiny iPad and argue over not being able to see.

@bluebonetbabies

1st child: you encourage creativity
2nd child: you encourage independent play
3rd child: you stifle all imagination to avoid a mess.

@bluebonetbabies

My son just threatened to not talk to me for the rest of the day.

I’m 3% offended and 97% hoping he follows through.