@bobsin

Paranoid? Nope. I’m just trying not to crash in case someone has replaced the airbag in my car with a boxing glove on a spring.

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Manslaughter: I always used to read it as ‘man’s laughter’.

Seems oddly appropriate for someone who’s got away with murder…

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Death is not the end.

You still have to dispose of the body and hide the evidence.

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If it walks like a duck and it looks like a duck, the chances are she’s practising for her next selfie