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@bonesher : him: can i be honest?
me: not from what i’ve seen.
@bonesher: someone please tell my husband that no one can hear him yelling driving tips at them from inside our car.
@bonesher: i’m “my bladder is my alarm clock” years old.
@BonesHer: Few things are creepier than someone saying "I know" after you introduce yourself.