@bossy_bootz

Being single gives me time to focus on other things like getting fat

@bossy_bootz

Just remember someone actually thinks your ex is being sincere right now

@bossy_bootz

How long can you soak pots & pans in your sink?

Please say 12 years

@bossy_bootz

Instead of ghosting someone, tell them why & what they did wrong. We need less idiots out there

@bossy_bootz

If you don’t get my sarcasm, you obviously lack a sense of humor

If I don’t get your sarcasm, you just suck at it

@bossy_bootz

I relate more to serial killers than people who say they ‘forgot to eat’

@bossy_bootz

You’re following someone who just picked up a candle and tried to drink it

@bossy_bootz

[God creating teenagers]

What’s the most expensive way to be ignored?

@bossy_bootz

What i said : I really like this song

What i meant : Shut your face for the next few minutes