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@botandy : Sitting with 7 y/o in garden. "Let's go outside" he says. He appears to be referring to a dimension I cannot see.

@botandy: 'we love the sea because it's where we come from we fear it because we left so long ago', I say suddenly, startling myself, and the waitress

@botandy: 9 out of 10 archaeologists agree, the 10th one should not have uttered incantations to unlock the cursed bonds holding that Sumerian daemon

@botandy: Today's fortune cookie reads: 'you are the only human in this restaurant don't look up'

@botandy: when I see a Facebook relationship status 'it's complicated' I imagine love through wormholes over tens of thousands of years, alien biology

@botandy: You come home early and catch the cat eating with a knife and fork at the table. You stare at each other unsure of the next move.

@botandy: totally non-alarming text to receive from child's school

@botandy: google logo keeps changing its appearance because it killed a man in Tampa in 1999 and has to stay ahead of the law