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@brandynwiththey : I'm glad Pitbull always announces his name right away so I know when to turn the radio off.
@brandynwiththey: Your girlfriend isn't hallucinating man, she's actually seeing other people.
@brandynwiththey: Facebook account for sale, friends included.
@brandynwiththey: My day has been so awful I keep looking around to see if Nicolas Cage is in it.