@brittwastaken

If you didn’t want to get bitten you shouldn’t have looked at my cinnamon rolls

@brittwastaken

Based on my Netflix recommendations I’m either a serial killer or chef

@brittwastaken

How about Amazon starts using gargoyles for clothes models so I know what it will look like on me

@brittwastaken

I just tried on bathing suits and now I have to burn this fitting room down so it can never hurt anyone again

@brittwastaken

Me: *insecure”

Everyone: Don’t be insecure. People hate that

Me: *insecure about being insecure*

@brittwastaken

There’s only two ways to do things: the easy way or the way I’m actually going to end up doing it.

@brittwastaken

I’m all about the sex, drugs and rock n’ roll until about nine because that’s cocoa time.

@brittwastaken

If stalking people is so bad, why does Twitter keep giving us a list of people to follow?