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@bsnc64 : Nothing fills an awkward silence like a 10 minute kazoo solo.

@bsnc64: "Here you go body some nutritious food, how bout some energy?"

Body: "I shall make this into nose hair"

@bsnc64: Honk if you are possessed by the vengeful spirit of a goose