Justin Bieber has found Jesus which means that Jesus is really great at a lot of things but hiding is not one of them.
Thanks for keeping your Instagram account private. I’d hate for those pictures of your lunch to fall into the wrong hands.
They say 15 minutes of exercise every day will add 3 years to your life. The problem is that it adds the 3 years to your 80s not your 30s.
Just learned an important lesson: When texting “wish you were here,” that last e kind of makes it or breaks it.
Don’t email me a link to a 6 minute youtube video. I wouldn’t watch a video that long if in contained clues to solve my own murder.