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Stranger: Ooohh what breed is he?!

Me *rolling my eyes* : He’s a doggie.

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[before sex]

Just so you know.. I can only be on top cause’ I’m not gonna take my backpack off

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You know what I’d like for Christmas, mom? I’d like you to stop treating me like a child. Also I’d like some money and some new socks.

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If by “be (your) girlfriend” you mean “catch spiders and hide them in your pockets everyday” then yes, I’ll be your girlfriend.

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Spiderman ruined romance for me. Please don’t even think of kissing me unless you’re hanging upside down from a building.

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Him: So what are you into?
Me: *thinking of the newspaper cutouts of Justin Trudeau all over my bedroom walls and ceiling* Politics.

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Remember how they drove in 90’s TV sitcoms…the horribly fake steering wheel turning – left right left right? That’s how I actually drive.