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@burntmybagel : What tribe is your bicep from?
@burntmybagel: I walk away from auto-flush toilets like movie stars walk away from explosions
@burntmybagel: Company loyalty can often be explained by Stockholm syndrome.
@burntmybagel: Drugs are great until they fall into the wrong hands. I am referring, of course, to the cops or people who don't enjoy life.
@burntmybagel: Twitter: something to read when people are talking to you.
@burntmybagel: My chiropractor told me I have to stop using air quotes when I call him "doctor."
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