What tribe is your bicep from?
I walk away from auto-flush toilets like movie stars walk away from explosions
Company loyalty can often be explained by Stockholm syndrome.
Drugs are great until they fall into the wrong hands. I am referring, of course, to the cops or people who don’t enjoy life.
Twitter: something to read when people are talking to you.
My chiropractor told me I have to stop using air quotes when I call him “doctor.”