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Today I have learnt – if you try and give someone the finger whilst wearing mittens, you are basically just showing them your mittens.

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Murphy’s Law – If it can go wrong, it will go wrong. Cole’s Law – shredded cabbage in mayo

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Yay! my car has a parking sensor and I didn’t know. When I reverse too far it makes a banging, crunching noise.