Day 1 —
Heavy storm shipwrecked us on an island. If we patch up the ship we can make it back to port. I’m confident in my crew that we can make it through this and get the S.S. Anger Management sea worthy again.
Day 2 —
We killed Seamus.
I like in RPGs when you kill a wild animal and it has, like, $5 and a spoon on it for some reason