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“I’m just going through some stuff right now” -ghosts probably

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[at club]
DO YOU WANT TO DO A HUMAN SACRIFICE
“WHAT?”
[does stabbing and offering motion]
A SACRIFICE, DO YOU WANT TO DO ONE

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COP: can anybody else describe the suspect?
JOHN LENNON: he got feet down below his knees
COP: anybody

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“sir can you describe the stingray that attacked you?”
yes it was like a weird pancake

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[following girl off elevator] you cant hate snakes and then say u love dragons, because theyre actually extremely similar. in a lot of mytho

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frodo: [doesnt know how to get to mordor, doesnt know how to fight, doesnt know who he should actually trust] i need to do this alone